Elissa, founder and editor of Hot Girl Biology

For women in their second act · Issue 001 out now

Health and wealth for women who intend to get better at fifty, not quieter.

We read the studies. We buy the thing. You get the verdict.

What is actually new in longevity and skin, what is worth the money, what we are cooking and wearing, and how two women built a company after the kids left.

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A new issue every month, free, forever.

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Peptides and skin decoded by someone who spent twenty-five years inside pharmaceuticals.

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The Wishlist · a taste

What building health and wealth at fifty actually looks like.

A taste of what fills the Wishlist each month. Every issue it is numbered, written up and linked, including the two things I put my own name on, clearly marked.

Copper Glow Firming Cream
Skin · stocked

Copper Glow Firming Cream

Written up inside

At-home hair removal
Hair

At-home hair removal

Written up inside

The weighted vest
The gear

The weighted vest

Written up inside

The cropped jacket
The dupe

The cropped jacket

Written up inside

CU+ Silk Body Cream
Body · stocked

CU+ Silk Body Cream

Written up inside

The circadian sleep machine
Sleep

The circadian sleep machine

Written up inside

The Revive eye patches
Eyes

The Revive eye patches

Written up inside

The Negative sleep-short dupe
Nightwear

The Negative sleep-short dupe

Written up inside

This month's Revolve pick
The outfit

This month's Revolve pick

Written up inside

Copper Glow Firming Cream
Skin · stocked

Copper Glow Firming Cream

Written up inside

At-home hair removal
Hair

At-home hair removal

Written up inside

The weighted vest
The gear

The weighted vest

Written up inside

The cropped jacket
The dupe

The cropped jacket

Written up inside

CU+ Silk Body Cream
Body · stocked

CU+ Silk Body Cream

Written up inside

The circadian sleep machine
Sleep

The circadian sleep machine

Written up inside

The Revive eye patches
Eyes

The Revive eye patches

Written up inside

The Negative sleep-short dupe
Nightwear

The Negative sleep-short dupe

Written up inside

This month's Revolve pick
The outfit

This month's Revolve pick

Written up inside

There was no magazine for her.

I looked. I am fifty-three and I subscribe to almost everything.

There is a magazine for the woman who wants to age gracefully and wait. There are four for the woman who wants a ten-step routine.

There is not one for the woman who reads the actual study. Who runs her own protocol and adjusts it. Who wants to know what is genuinely new this month and what is simply being marketed harder. Who still wants to know where the coat is from. And who is quietly building something of her own at an age when she was told to start winding down.

She does not want to be told she looks good for her age. She wants to know what works.

So Kari and I built it.

Elissa on the stairs: this is how to build health and wealth

Who it's for

You already know
how to read a label.

Forty to seventy. Already running something, or about to. Done being handed a range and a shrug.

You are not looking for permission, and you are certainly not looking for a gentle wellness column.

Inside Issue 001 · The Reinvention Issue

A sneak peek.


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Thin, and still in trouble

There is a name for the fat you cannot pinch, and your jeans will never tell you about it.

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The compound everyone is whispering about

Taken apart to the receptor. What the research actually shows, and exactly where it stops.

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That weighted vest everyone suddenly owns

The expensive one, the forty-dollar one, and whether either does anything at all.

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The $117 cream and the $49 one

What the copper is actually doing, and why I put my own name on one of them.

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Nobody warned me about the reading glasses

And four other things at fifty that nobody thought to mention.

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Two girls in Monterrey, 1995

Thirty years later, a company. What it actually took.

Coming up in the issues after this one: the recipes we actually make, what we are lifting and why, the skincare worth the shelf space, and what is genuinely happening in exosomes and peptides.

Not a first attempt

5,000

women already read me every week.

Hot Girl Biology is what I am building next. Issue 001 is free, and it goes to every one of them.

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Upgrading, not aging.

We talk about aging like we're losing something. But what if we're actually upgrading?

The older I get, the clearer I become. My standards get higher, my circle gets smaller, my tolerance for nonsense gets lower. I protect my peace, I trust myself more, and I stop shrinking to fit in.

I think aging is one of life's greatest upgrades.

Elissa

Founder & Editor in Chief

Issue No. 001 · The Reinvention Issue

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